Are There Any Natural Or Herbal Home Remedies To Enhance The Size Of My Husband’s Uh, Package?

Are their any herbal supplements that really work?
Being good Christian people, we waited until we were married to have sex or even fool around (intent is still as much a sin as the actual act itself, after all!).
But, is “it” really supposed to be this little? I was under the impression that I was actually supposed to FEEL something during our lovemaking. Most of the time, I can’t even tell if it’s in or not, which really doesn’t matter since there isn’t much going on anyway.
I love my husband and would like to enjoy our spiritual unions together. However, I am against surgical procedures because I do not think that man should employ surgery to alter how the Good Lord made him.
Herbs and natural medicines come from God though, so are their any that actually WORK? I’d really like to have kids soon, and I just don’t know how that’s going to work out if I can’t even make love to my own husband.

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31 Responses to “Are There Any Natural Or Herbal Home Remedies To Enhance The Size Of My Husband’s Uh, Package?”

  1. KingAndr on August 27th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    I’m sorry, but I know of not one herb or natural medicines that will improve Gods creation. Although I do know that boiling water will do wonders to your husbands less than average man wick. You dip his wick in the boiling water, (ignore his pleas, the pain is not that bad), you will notice massive swelling in just a few short minutes, it works faster than Viagra, and last longer too. During the time of maximum swelling you will notice your greatest pleasure. Good luck.

  2. Nick f on August 28th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Blow vigorously up his ***, itll just pop out like a little pink party favour!
    Also, I find if you polish it vigorously using a half cup of spanish fly and a half cup of Shirley temple’s Trumpet wax, it grows real big real quick, and fits into the tightest of funnels!
    Do it today, you can’t make butter with a toothpick!

  3. Deg on August 28th, 2009 at 12:31 am

    Is this a joke? Maybe you are the one all gapped out? Some women are bigger then others down there. If both waited to have sex until marriage, that means you were both virgins. So tell me how could his dick be too small for a virgin unless you lied about not having sex nad were gapped out to begin with or you are gapped naturally. I don’t think there is a man in the world who is too small to be felt by a virgin.

  4. Keep it Real!! on August 28th, 2009 at 3:52 am

    I never herd of any herbal remodies but there is suppose too be pillsthat might work but personally I doubt that would suddenly over nite make a diffrence or not!
    I would say Surgery would work… I never thought any guy could actually be that small so too speeck! Have you ventured your self into self stimulation before he commets too the act? that might inhance it for you and for him? Anyways good luck on this one..

  5. Patriotic Jilibean on August 28th, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Stuff his undies with herbs, to create the illusion of fullness. Also get him that new uplifting underwear for me..designed to make everything look bigger (kinda like a pushup bra, but for the package). Then post a pic so we can all masterbleat to it.

  6. Siva is the King of Yack :-) on August 28th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    :’-(
    They say size doesn’t matter,
    “it ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean, baby”
    But i know it gonna take a long time to get to China in a canoe !!!
    *sobs*

  7. WP Robot for Wordpress on August 28th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    I heard if you tie a piece of string to it and the other end of the string tie to a doorknob, you just have to slam the door and it will grow as long as you want.

  8. Salacious Crumb on August 28th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    If ANY of those bullsh*t stories were true, that substance would be in every bottle of beer and hamburger sold in the US.
    And women would be the ones pouring it in.

  9. jemimaje on August 28th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    I hate to break it to you, but because of actions in past lives, you are doomed to a life full of frustration. Have a GREAT day!

  10. AKAO4D on August 29th, 2009 at 4:43 am

    Good oral skills will always make a limp sausage grow into a firm 2 by 4. Also, a good Alum douche will make the twat twitter. I mean tighter.

  11. Cheekote on August 29th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    I say we kick him out in the natural garden of the front yard. Then I come in all the way to make up for the lost feeling!
    Edit – My wife said she wants in on it!

  12. Shannon T on August 29th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    extenze herbal male supplements.. Viagra, cialis..
    or red wine..

  13. privacy film for windows on August 29th, 2009 at 8:21 am

    ha ha. no there is absolutely nothing that can be done about your husband’s inadequate package. you just need to coach him and teach him to use what the good lord gave him.

  14. Rusty on August 29th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    The answer is no, there may however be an oral alternative.

  15. arcanevi on August 29th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Just have him wear a strapon and screw you with that then you suck him off. If you need deeper thicker love, not even penis pumps work (except for hurt like hell)…
    Good Luck.

  16. snack_da on August 29th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Strap a vegetable to it like a carrot or cucumber. Warning if you use corn on the cob make sure its fresh and not frozen.

  17. . on August 29th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Most here were not bright enough to see through your instigating.

  18. clean.so on August 29th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    ROFLMAO

  19. Eagle1 on August 29th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    LOL, I am sorry but the way you described that whew.. Try buying him a Penis pump that might help.

  20. ???F™ is best viewed sideways ? on August 30th, 2009 at 1:56 am

    ROTFLMFAO! Join a polygamous religion and you can have all the dick you want.

  21. PrettyN on August 30th, 2009 at 5:34 am

    He who shall seek shall find!
    Good luck!

  22. R!4z on August 30th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    chew some peppermint leaves in your mouth before giving him head.

  23. Becca on August 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Maybe you should go get some toys. Or tighten your muscles down south. Never heard of a herb tho.

  24. A on August 30th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Have you thought it might be you vagina that is too big? perhaps you need to do some of those tightening exercises.

  25. WP Robot Wordpress Plugin on August 31st, 2009 at 2:18 am

    no there isn’t all that stuff on TV is a lie thats why when they start getting sued they just change the company name & owners name but wait I though you did believe in GOD for your other question

  26. Dr tracy is here to help!! on August 31st, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Take vitamin C that should help!

  27. S K on August 31st, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Use a pump on him.

  28. kitkat on August 31st, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    No

  29. KJ on August 31st, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    LMFAO

  30. blueberr on August 31st, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    no honey or you have it or you don’t

  31. Johnny on August 31st, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Try of plasterer of paris and or the milkman dressed up like your husband.
    u r too funny

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